when u accidentally drop ur phone on ur face.
have you ever gotten to that certain point in the school year where you just
Ah, yes. The second day.
this girl’s sense of humor is far ahead of her age
*dies of alcohol poisoning*
Uzo Aduba attends the 66th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.